Thursday, January 12, 2012

How To Unknowingly Make Your Husband Look Like A Rockstar.

1. Take picture of the flowers he brought you. Title it "out with the old. in with the new. thanks cody!"

2. Post said picture on instagram, twitter and facebook.

out with the old. in with the new. thanks @codyneinast!

3. Get comments about what a great husband he is and many questions about how to train their husbands so well.

4. Realize that by saying, out with the old, and showing a picture of dead flowers, people think that those were the flowers your husband brought you last week and now he brought you even more.

5. Debate telling the world that those flowers were actually 4+ years old that I had been displaying in my office and I had no other vase to put the new flowers in that he brought me, so I took a picture so that I wouldn't feel guilty throwing them out. Realize that despite the fact that the flowers were special at one point {like, maybe from our engagement night or a big moment during our relationship} it's ok to throw them away because I can't remember why he got them.

6. Decide to keep quiet about how old the flowers are and let people think he's just that great of a husband!

7. Because he totally is!

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